Maschendrahtzaun - Stefan Raab

I'm a lonesome rider, I'm a real juff guy

I tell you living and easy but ev'ry day I dry

I've seen a million places maybe I get around

with a sixpack of beer and a Maschendrahtzaun.

 

I'm a hard working man, I don't need much in life

I got my horse, I got my boots, a hat and a knife.

All I really need can surely be found.

I need the girls I need whiskey and Maschendrahtzaun.

 

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning

Maschendrahtzaun late at night

Maschendrahtzaun in the evening

Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel allright.

And if ever be king and I get a crown

then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

 

All the ladies wanna have me, I'm a handsome boy

and all the boys want me too, in especially Sigfried and Roy

I'm a Sexmachine baby, I had more girls than James Brown

and I fucked them all on the Maschendrahtzaun.

 

But now the time has gone by and something happened to me

I'm only half the man I used to be

I was the sexiest man in the whole big town

before I ripped my balls on the Maschendrahtzaun

 

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning

Maschendrahtzaun late at night

Maschendrahtzaun in the evening

Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel allright.

And if ever be king and I get a crown

then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

 

Bridge 

 

I was also a Sheriff, I was fighting for right,

I was protecting law and order ev'ry day, ev'ry night.

I was hunting a man with a big fat Bauch

and I cored him in the back of a Knallerbsenstrauch

 

But now the story is over, I had a good good live,

I still got my horse, my boots and my knife.

I did a lot of travelling but now I sattled down

at the Knallerbsenstrauch on the Maschendrahtzaun.

 

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning

Maschendrahtzaun late at night

Maschendrahtzaun in the evening

Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel allright.

And if ever be king and I get a crown

then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

 

Yeah.