Strophe)
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Andy Kaufmann in the wrestling match (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Let´s play Twister, let´s play Risk (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
See you heaven if you make the list (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Refrain)
Now, Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you lockes in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losiing touch
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
Strophe)
Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Newton got beaned by the apple good (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Mister Charles Darwin hat the gall to ask (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Refrain)
Now, Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you lockes in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losiing touch
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
Strophe)
Here´s a little agit for the never believer (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Here´s a little ghost for the offering (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Here´s a truck stop instead of Saint Peter´s (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Mister Andy Kaufman´s gone wrestling (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)
Refrain)
Now, Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you lockes in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losiing touch
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
Outro)
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool......
