Strophe) 

Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Andy Kaufmann in the wrestling match (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Let´s play Twister, let´s play Risk (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

See you heaven if you make the list (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Refrain) 

Now, Andy did you hear about this one 

Tell me, are you lockes in the punch 

Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losiing touch 

If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon 

If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool 

Strophe) 

Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Newton got beaned by the apple good (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Mister Charles Darwin hat the gall to ask (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Refrain) 

Now, Andy did you hear about this one 

Tell me, are you lockes in the punch 

Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losiing touch 

If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon 

If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool 

Strophe) 

Here´s a little agit for the never believer (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Here´s a little ghost for the offering (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Here´s a truck stop instead of Saint Peter´s (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Mister Andy Kaufman´s gone wrestling (Jeah, jeah, jeah, jeah)

Refrain) 

Now, Andy did you hear about this one 

Tell me, are you lockes in the punch 

Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losiing touch 

If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon 

If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool 

Outro) 

If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon 

If you believe there´s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool......