Strophe) 

The silicon chip inside her head 

Get´s switched to overload 

And nobody´s gonna go to school today 

She´s gonna make them stay at home 

And daddy doesn´t understand it 

He always said she was good as gold 

And he can see no reasons 

Cos there are no reasong 

What reason do you need to be shown 

Refrain) 

Tell me why I don´t like mondays 

Tell me why I don´t like mondays 

Tell me why I don´t like mndays 

I wanna sho oh oh oh oh oh 

the whole day down

Strophe) 

The Telex machine is kept so clean 

And it types to a waiting world 

And Mother feels so shocked 

Father´s world is rocked 

And their thoughts turn to 

Their own little girl 

Sweet sixteen ain´t that peachy keen 

No, it ain´t so neat to admit defeat 

They can see no reasons 

Cos there are no reasons 

What reasons do you need

Refrain) 

Tell me why I don´t like mondays 

Tell me why I don´t like mondays 

Tell me why I don´t like mndays 

I wanna sho oh oh oh oh oh 

the whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down....

Strophe) 

And all the playing´s stopped in the playground now 

She wants to play with her toys a while 

And school´s out early and soon we´ll be learning 

And the lesson today is how to die 

And then the bullhorn crackles 

And the captain tackles 

With the problems and the how´s and why´s 

And he can see no reasons 

Cos there are no reasons 

what reason do you need to die 

Refrain) 

Tell me why I don´t like mondays 

Tell me why I don´t like mondays 

Tell me why I don´t like mndays 

I wanna sho oh oh oh oh oh 

the whole day down